ii’ll be back on tomorrow iif ii’m feeliing up for iit.

guiltlessconscience:

twiceannihilated:

ii thiink ii got mo2t of that, apart from the compliicated biit2, whiich wa2 everythiing after ‘then the conde2ce attacked them’. 2ound2 liike a 2tory.

PR3TTY MUCH

TH3 M4G1ST3R 1S R3DGL4R3S M3NTOR SO WH3N SH3 T3MPOR4R1LY D13D H3 TOOK 1T UPON H1MS3LF TO T4LK TO 3V3RYON3 SH3 KN3W 4ND CL34N UP TH3 M3SS3S SH3 L3FT B3H1ND, TH3N SH3 R3ND3R3D 4LL OF 1T NULL BY COM1NG B4CK FROM TH3 D34D

1 4CTU4LLY K1ND OF WOND3R WH4T K3PT H1M 4ROUND 4FT3R TH4T, H3 W4S ONLY H3R3 4T TH3 T1M3 B3C4US3 SH3 W4S D34D

who even know2 what he’2 thiinkiing. maybe he had 2omethiing el2e he needed two do for hii2 job.

guiltlessconscience:

twiceannihilated:

2ound2 liike he need2 2omeone two keep hiim iin check.

how diid you meet anyway?

H3 R34LLY DO3S, M4YB3 1LL JUST PUNCH H1M 3V3RY T1M3 H3 DO3S SOM3TH1NG STUP1D

W3LL YOU S33 1 W4S L1V1NG W1TH T4VROSS 4NC3STOR 4ND VR1SK4 WHO 4R3 MO1R41LS 4ND 4LSO L1V3 ON 34RTH 4ND TH3N 1 GOT MY OP3R4T1ON FOR MY H34D 4ND 3V3RYTH1NG W4S GOOD 3V3N THOUGH 1 W4S STUCK 1N 4 HOSP1T4L FOR 4 WH1L3 TH3N TH3 3MPR3SS 4TT4CK3D TH3M 4ND R3DGL4R3 K1DN4PP3D M3 4ND TH3N SH1T H4PP3N3D 4ND TH3 3MPR3SS K1LL3D R3DGL4R3 TH3N TH3 M4G1ST3R C4M3 OV3R TO CL34N UP TH3 M3SS 4ND TH3N R3DGL4R3 C4M3 B4CK 4ND W3 L1V3D H4PP1LY 3V3R 4FT3R 3XC3PT NOT R34LLY B3C4US3 NO ON3 3V3R 4CTU4LLY L1V3S H4PP1LY 3V3R 4FT3R

ii thiink ii got mo2t of that, apart from the compliicated biit2, whiich wa2 everythiing after ‘then the conde2ce attacked them’. 2ound2 liike a 2tory.

guiltlessconscience:

twiceannihilated:

well ii couldn’t 2ay.

that can’t be good. what doe2 he do?

Y33444H 1 US3D TO DO SOM3 4WFUL TH1NGS TO P3OPL3

GOOD T1M3S

1 M34N HORR1BL3 T3RR1BL3 T1M3S TH4T 1 WOULD L1K3 TO FORG3T >:[

H3 W1LL OV3RWORK H1MS3LF, 4CCORD1NG TO SOM3 SOURC3S H3 3V3N GOT H1MS3LF S1CK ONC3

2ound2 liike he need2 2omeone two keep hiim iin check.

how diid you meet anyway?

guiltlessconscience:

twiceannihilated:

ii wouldn’t know about any of that. two week2 2tiill 2eem2 liike not a lot of tiime.

that 2ound2 liike a pretty iinfluenciial mate2priit you have for your2elf. good for you.

ii’m glad they’re back wiith you agaiin.

1T DO3SNT S33M L1K3 1T BUT TWO W33KS OF SL4V3RY 1S 4 V3RY V3RY LONG T1M3

H3 DO3S HOLD 4 LOT OF 1NFLU3NC3 4S TH3 B3ST L3G1SL4C3R4TOR 3V3N 1F H3 1S 4 B1G DUMMY WHO S4YS H3 KNOWS H1S L1M1TS BUT DO3SNT 4CT L1K3 1T

well ii couldn’t 2ay.

that can’t be good. what doe2 he do?

guiltlessconscience:

twiceannihilated:

thii2 wa2 only iin two week2? what the actual fuck happened? maybe iit wa2 2ome 2ort of p2ychiic thiing that happened two her, maybe. iit 2ound2 liike an eventful two week2 though.

ii’ll hope for your 2ake he doe2n’t eiither. that’2 your mate2priit riight?

W1TH TH3 R1GHT M4N1PUL4T1ON 1TS 34SY TO BR34K 4 P3RSON 1N L3SS TH4N 4 W33K, 1 DONT KNOW WH4T TH3Y D1D TO H3R BUT TH3 WHOL3 CR3W 1S B31NG H4NG3D FOR TH31R CR1M3S

TH4TS R1GHT, MY M4T3SPR1T 1S TH3 LORD M4G1ST3R 4LSO KNOWN 4S TH3 DUMB3ST SM4RT GUY 1 KNOW

ii wouldn’t know about any of that. two week2 2tiill 2eem2 liike not a lot of tiime.

that 2ound2 liike a pretty iinfluenciial mate2priit you have for your2elf. good for you.

ii’m glad they’re back wiith you agaiin.

guiltlessconscience:

twiceannihilated:

what diid they do two her?

good that they’re back. ii hope they 2tay that way for awhiile for you.

SH3 S33MS TO TH1NK TH3 C4PT41N OF TH3 P1R4T3 SH1T 1S SOM3 GODD4MN S41NT 3V3N THOUGH SH3 SM3LLS L1K3 SH3 GOT B34T3N UP 4 BUNCH OF T1M3S NOT TO M3NT1ON BR4ND3D, SH3S 4LSO GOT TH1S HUG3 X ON H3R B4CK

TH3 SM3LLS W3R3 SO POT3NT 1 COULD SM3LL TH3M THROUGH H3R CLOTH3S 4S CR33PY 4S TH4T SOUNDS

1 DONT TH1NK R3DGL4R3 1S L34V1NG FOR 4 WH1L3, TH3 M4G1ST3R M1GHT BUT 1 HOP3 NOT

thii2 wa2 only iin two week2? what the actual fuck happened? maybe iit wa2 2ome 2ort of p2ychiic thiing that happened two her, maybe. iit 2ound2 liike an eventful two week2 though.

ii’ll hope for your 2ake he doe2n’t eiither. that’2 your mate2priit riight?

mycoffeewarnedmeaboutit:

twiceannihilated:

ok then york.

ii’m 2ollux captor and you can call me 2ollux 2iince iit’2 my name.

Hello, Sollux.

hello york. how are you twoniight?

ii know that at lea2t three of you are onliine 2iince you ju2t followed me.

doe2 anyone want two talk?

mycoffeewarnedmeaboutit:

twiceannihilated:

do they all call you york becau2e you tell them two?

You catch on quicklY.

ok then york.

ii’m 2ollux captor and you can call me 2ollux 2iince iit’2 my name.